Mental Fitness Evaluation FUNNIES LOL

[TallTrees]

It's probable we need a bit of Winter Cheer so here goes hope you enjoy

Mental Fitness Evaluation for Retirees

This test is to ascertain your mental state 🙄 If you get one right you are doing ok, if you get none right you better go for counselling! (I'll meet you there 😅)

4 Questions don't miss one

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Good luck😆

 

1.  Giraffe Test  

How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Think about it and decide on your answer before you open spoiler: Stop and think 🤔

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The correct answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way! 😎

2.  Elephant Test   🐘

How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

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Did you say: Open the refrigerator and put in the elephant and close the refrigerator?  WRONG

Open the refrigerator, take out the Giraffe put in the elephant and close the door.

This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions 🤔

3. Lion King Test   🦁

The Lion King is hosting an "Animal Conference" All the animals attend except one - Which One?

Which animal did not attend?

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Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.  You just put him in there! This tests your memory 😆

OK even if you didn't answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your True Abilities 🙄

4. Crocodile Test

There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles

you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

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Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Haven't you been lis-ten-ing?

All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Conference. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. 

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide around 90% of the Retirees they tested got all the questions wrong, but many pre-schoolers got several correct answers, proving the theory that most Retirees do not have the brains of a four-year-old 

Every one welcome to join in 

@pgn  @Mi-Amigo @Breanna 

  @Cleoriff  @BobM @jonsie @gmarkj @RafaC  

[jonsie]

Counselling booked @TallTrees 

Six sessions to start with...🤣

[Cleoriff]

@TallTreesIt's very funny but I can't do it. WHY?

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Because I opened all the spoilers 😂

[Mi-Amigo]

@TallTrees 

Couldn`t get No 1 giraffe question so checked spoiler....

then got No 2 elephant in fridge

but failed the rest...

I put it all down to being much older than a four-year old 😂

[pgn]

For No 2, does it help if I paint the soles of the elephant's feet white, so it can hide upside-down in the jug of milk that's already in the fridge? 

[TallTrees]

Good luck with that @pgn 🤣

[TallTrees]

Well done though @Mi-Amigo 

There may be hope for you then 🙃

[TallTrees]

Always knew you were just naughty @Cleoriff 

On the naughty stool for you then🤭

[TallTrees]

You won't be alone @jonsie 

😁😂😆😂🤣

[Cleoriff]

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@TallTrees wrote:

Always knew you were just naughty @Cleoriff 

On the naughty stool for you then🤭

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Oh I know @TallTrees ....I'm on the naughty step and have got the marigolds and mop bucket out. The place is a disgrace. 😂