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Ho ho ho - or should that be "groan, groan, groan"?
It`s Christmas and the time for pulling Christmas crackers...
Why not come and share your favourite - and worst - Christmas Cracker jokes here...
To kick this off:
What motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson
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They are all bad but here you go
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
"It's Christmas, Eve"
I said it was bad so you were warned
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Q: Why is Santa not worried about falling ill on Christmas Eve?
A: He has Elf insurance!
Boom boom.
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Who is Santa`s favourite singer?
Elf-is Presley
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What carol is heard in the desert?
"Oh Camel you faithful'
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What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
Christmas Quackers
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Why did the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks....
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Office Party Crackers have a lot to answer for:
Q. How is Christmas just like any other day at the office?
A. You do a bunch of work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit.
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Q: How does Darth Vader like his Turkey?
A: On the Dark Side.... 
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Why won`t Santa be coming down the chimney this year?
Not allowed, due to a Claus in Elf & Safety Rules
