decorating the Christmas tree.

[Anonymous]

Every year I drag my fat backside ( I am not fat by the way) up to the loft and drag all the decorations and fake tree out. 

Every year I want a real tree but the womens vote in the house seems to count double. I am then wierdly left alone to put there wanted tree and decorations up. 

I think I am missing something here and being stitched up?

Is this a general kids/woman tact?

[Anonymous]

its all about having a real tree.

could never got back to a fake one now

[Anonymous]

the ladies make the decision then if you do it wrong, you'll never forget it

[Anonymous]

If I got a real tree now I would be told I have to vacuum everyday even though not needed and if one needle was found on the floor I would end up having to purchase yet another ridiculously expensive Dyson.

[Anonymous]

hence why i have a fake one

[Anonymous]

you say that, but Dyson all the way

[sheepdog]

Get a proper hoover: get a Henry. Suitable for use in factories and can basically suck up anything without pausing for breath. Also has the capability of being indestructible and likely to destroy anything that gets in it's way. And exactly how many hoovers have a smiley face on it 

[perksie]

My Numatic (same as Henry, no smiley face though :smileysad:) is 18 years old and still going strong, as you say, indestructable!

And I've set it on fire a couple of times!

[Anonymous]

the other half wants to do the tree with my daughter, much to my annoyance.. decorating is my thing, and he knows if he gets it wrong ill change it all when hes gone at the mo i have a decorated house and nothing on the tree.. im very tempted! x

[anticpated]

May tinsel may be postulated from either aperture which seems appropriate.